The Avon lady comes
Sit in my backyard, have a cold beer, the doorbell goes. Get up, I’ll only answer to find a shimmering blonde with surprising green eyes standing in my doorway. I feel a rise in my pants!
“Is the lady of the house inside?” she says sweetly.
“No, but what can I do for you?” I’m responding.
“My name is Fawn, I’m the new Avon Lady, I just wanted to introduce myself.”